well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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