You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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