we have officially lost it.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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