Betty ford says i'm here all night
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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