Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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