ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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