It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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