singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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