haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
No stitches, just platelets and will power
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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