I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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