fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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