Buhtt sex?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Let's get the cat blown out
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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