i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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