Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off