i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
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did you just send me my own nude
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.