Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way