OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
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i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.