Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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