I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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