Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
This toilet bowl is my home.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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