Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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