i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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