I'm going to rape someone's good day.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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