Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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