Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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