kristin has been a bad kristin
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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