hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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