Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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