I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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