Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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