i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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