its not stalking. its research.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Randomize
