we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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