i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
So gin and wine won't be happening again
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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