I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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