I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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