if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Randomize