so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
She's better-looking with the mask on.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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