Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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