Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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