don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
What happened to fro yo and sex?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
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