FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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