I feel like I'm in dance class right now
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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