they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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