ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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