He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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