covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
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He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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