nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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