They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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