My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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