Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
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Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Drunk is not a location!
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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