I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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