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They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
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She has the best kind of daddy issues
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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