Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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