Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
