Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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