i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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