Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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