Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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