walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
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I just found a bag of teeth...
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
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Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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